Suntikan Perancang

Ok, it doesn't even matter how people call it. The nurse said "suntikan perancang to mehhhh" Cis cus ceh cuhh !

So, I went for my last dost of Suntikan HPV this afternoon. Pergh speaking =='

Pendekkan cerita, I was holding a baby. Imrad. Err. Imrad is not a baby. Maybe a so-called-baby. Erk NO, he's a baby. No offence.

Jadi aku gi ahh tumpang tanya kat kaunter Klinik Kesihatan itu.

Sambil mendukung budak hyper Imrad. 

Here goes our conversation. Er, my conversation with that nurse.

Me: Akak, kat sini boleh cucuk HPV dok?

Nurse: Cucuk? Cucuk ape? *tengok aku*

Me: HPV

Nurse tu tengah kelam kabut layan patients kat kaunter tuh.

Nurse: Ok. Yee. Boleh boleh. bla bla blaa... /layan makcik lain dulu.

Haihh. Ok dah. Pandang aku balik. Tangan sibuk bukak file tu file ni.

Nurse: Hmmmm... *masih busy*

Nurse: Cucuk perancang kan?

WUT DA?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa...

P E R A N C A N G ?!


 A P E K A H   ?! 

Me: Errr.... bukan. *keluarkan kad dos suntikan HPV.

Nurse: Ohhh... /muka selamba hokehh ! macho hohoh -,-

and all pakcik makcik tenung aku macam "ehh, dah ada baby ehh, ehhh ehhh?" 
Imrad went hyper. I went confused.
I'm doomed!

Ok sis, seriously we need to talk. HAHA.

Nurse, it was because you couldn't hear me well right?

Bukan sebab I WAS HOLDING A BABY kann.

Akak takde fikir yang saya ni dak pompuan huhahuha yang gatai kahwin awal kan?

and Imrad isn't my baby right?

LOL.

Saya nanny budak tuh sejaa.

Terpaksa angkut sekali sebab ada hal penting.

Aigooo.

Kelakar la akak ni -,- hohohoh *genggam buku lima